Saturday, April 7, 2007

Some Funny Tech Slogans

. Home is where you hang your @
2. The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
4. You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.
5. Great groups from little icons grow.
6. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
7. \ is the root of all directories.
8. Don't put all your hypes in one home page.
9. Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
10. The modem is the message.
11. Too many clicks spoil the browse.
12. The geek shall inherit the earth.
13. A chat has nine lives.
14. Don't byte off more than you can view.
15. Fax is stranger than fiction.

ENGINEERS AND DOCTORS

All engineers are gonna like this one?????.Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai.So they both gather at Pune Station.Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority.SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI) :---------------------------------------7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets..Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come......When TC arrives,All 7 Engineers get in one toilet So when TC knocks , one hand come out with the ticket and the TC goes away....

NOW on return Journey All of them don't get a direct train to PUNE.So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, from there they can easily get a LOCAL to PUNESCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA)

Doctors decided, "this time we will prove that we too are equal"....All 7 Doctors take 1 Ticket. Engineers don't buy any ticket atall!!!!!..TC arrives....ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET.ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE ONE..One engineer gets out and knocks the door of Doctors toilet, One Hand comes with the tickets, he takes the ticket and comes in engg.Bathroom...TC DRIVES out ALL the doctors from the toilet and they are heavily fined-


SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA) :SO now both the group r on LONAVALA station. Doctors planning their move for last chance, they board the local to Pune.This time doctors decide that they will play the same(1 ticket) trick.ALL Doctors take 1 tickets...Engineers BUY all 7 tickets this time...SO TC Comes. All Engineers showed their tickets.....Doctors are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL train


Conclusion: Technically intelligent people are genius, so don't mess with Engineers

DESI JOKE

A american, a russian, and a Indian are on a plane together.The American says to the piolt, "LAND THE PLANE THIS IS MY DESTINATION."And the piolt says, "HOW DO U KNOW THIS IS AMERICA." THE Ameircan says," I SEE THE STATUE OF LIBERTIY." So the American gets off.Then the Russian says to the piolt "LAND THE PLANE THIS IS MY DESTINATION."And the piolt says,"HOW DO U KNOW THIS IS RUSSIA." The Russian says, "I SEE THE MOSCOW TEMPLE." so the Russia gets off.Then the Indian says to the piolt,"LAND THE PLANE THS IS MY DESTINATION."And the piolt says,"HOW DO U KNOW THIS IS INDIA," The Indian says, Somebody stole my watch!!!!

Wednesday, April 4, 2007

GANGSTER -DVD



Starring
imran hashmi,kangna ranaut

Download it here-gangster

Source-send space

NAMASTEY LONDON (DVD-PRINT)





namastey london -total movie

part1

part2

part3

Nuvvu Nuvvu - Khadgham (Songs - Telugu)



Watch the Song "Nuvvu Nuvvu" from movie "Khadgham"
Music - Devi Sri Prasad
Direction - Krishna Vamsi
Source: YouTube.com

New York Nagaram [A.R.Rahman] - (Video - Song)




Watch "New York Nagaramu" Song Online
*ing - Surya, Jyothika
Music - A.R.Rahman
Tip - This song is from the recent movie "Nuvvu Nenu Prema" - Could not find telugu song, hence remix of Tamil to Telugu available. Sung by A.R.Rahman
by - neomax
Watch It Here - Telugu Version , Tamil Version
Source: YouTube.com , neomax

Desa Muduru [P DVD] - (Movie - Telugu)



Download & Watch "Desa Muduru" Movie
*ing - Allu Arjun, Hansika
Download (Megaupload) - Part 1 , Part 2 , Part 3
Mirror (SendSpace) - Part 1 , Part 2
Source:
Sendspace.com, Megaupload.com, Srikanth, Telugubazar.com

Naa Autograph



Watch "Naa Autograph" Movie Online
*ing - Ravi Teja, Bhoomika, Gopika
Watch It Here - Part 1 , Part 2
Source: Vasu, Google Videos

Akrosham (Movie - Telugu)




Watch "Akrosham" Movie Online
*ing - Surya, Layla
Watch It Here - Part 1 , Part 2
Source: Vasu, Google Videos

Venky (Movie - Telugu)



Watch "Venky" Movie Online
*ing - Ravi Teja, Sneha
Music - Devi Sri Prasad
Direction - Srinu Vytla
Watch It Here - Part 1 , Part 2
Source: Vasu, Google Videos

Avunanna Kadanna




Watch "Avunanna Kadanna" Movie Online
*ing - Uday Kiran, Sada
Watch It Here - Part 1 , Part 2
Source: Vasu, Google Videos

Nee Sneeham




Watch "Nee Sneeham" Movie Online
*ing - Uday Kiran, Aarti Agarwal
Watch It Here - Part 1 , Part 2
Source: Vasu, Google Videos

Bommarillu [DVD-RIP] - (Movie - Telugu)




Download & Watch "Bommarillu" DVD-RIP Movie
*ing - Siddarth, Genelia
Music - Devi Sri Prasad
Direction - Bhaskar

Version 1 - Source: Andhraguyz.com
Subtitle Version - Download Part 1 , Part 2
Mirrors for Part 1 - Click Here or Click Here
Mirrors for Part 2 - Click Here


Source: Megaupload.com, Sendspace.com