Saturday, March 17, 2007
Thursday, March 15, 2007
Black friday [hindi movie]
*ing - Kay Kay Menon, Pawan Malhotra, Aditya Srivastav
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pournami [movie-telugu]
anukokunda oka roju
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*ing - Charmy, Sashank, Pavan Malhotra, Harsha Vardhan, Narsing Yadav, Pooja Bharati, Jagga Rao, Sivannarayana, Ravi Prakash, Kaushal, Amit, Pingpong, Vasu Inturi, Sandra, Jayalakshmi, Baby Roopika
Music: MM Keeravani
Story - Screenplay - Direction: Chandra Sekhar Yeleti
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DIL -telugu movie
Aparichitudu [vcd] telugu
mumbai express telugu movie
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*ing - Kamal Hasan, Manisha Koirala
Direction - Singeetham Srinivas
Music - Illayaraja
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Ant and elephants romance
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance.
The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead.
"Shit!" says the ant. "One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"
Husband sending hundred kisses instead of salary
A letter has been sent from a husband:
Dear Sweetheart:
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, your husband.
Your Loving Husband,
His wife replied back after some days to her husband:
Dearest sweetheart,
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items.
5. Other expenses 40 kisses
Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope that I can complete the month using this balance.
Shall I plan same way for next months, please advise.
Your Sweet Heart.
STYLE[dvd -rip]
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*ing - Lawrence, Prabhu Deva, Kamileni Mukherji, Charmi
Music - Mani Sharma
Direction - Lawrence
who is the smartest among the three
Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together.
One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"
The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see."
She starts up the stairs and pauses. "Was I going up the stairs or down?"
The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful," as she knocks on her wooden table for good measure.
She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door!"
namastey-london
*ing akshay kumar , katrina kaif
chakna chakna (remix) viraniya
main jahaan rahoon
chakna chakna
dilruba (remix)
yahi hota pyaar
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
123
A SMALL TRUTH WHICH MAKES OUR LIFE’S 100% SUCCESFULL
A small truth to make our Life's 100% successful...
If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is equal to 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then, H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
L+O+V+E=12+15+22+5=54%
L+U+C+K = 12+21+3+11 = 47%
(None of them makes 100%)...
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MATHS STUDENTS LOVE LETTER
My Dear Love,
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.
There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes,
standing in your triangular garden.
Before seeing you, my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude
(likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can
solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you
extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions
but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.
You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life
revolves around your acute personality. My love, if you do n ot meet me at
parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160
degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10. With love
from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.
Yours ever loving,
Pythagoras
De-Morgan's Law,
7th Cross. Binomial
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MUNNA BHAI CHALE AMERIKA
Looks like Munnabhai will once again fall in love in the third installment of the Munnabhai Series and this time it would be with an American lass! The industry is also buzzing with the news that Rishi Kapoor's progeny Ranbir will also pay a pivotal part in the movie.This is what Director Raj Kumar Hirani had to say about all the speculations:Let me clear this. Rishi Kapoor had approached me soon after 'Lage Raho Munnabhai'. He wanted me to cast Ranbir in this film. But I haven’t signed him. I haven’t completed writing the script yet,” the soft-spoken Hirani divulges, “Sure, I am starting a non-Munnabhai film. I was keen to take a break after making two Munnabhai films back to back. But the casting is undecided,” he adds.Meanwhile, the casting of 'Munnabhai Chale Amerika' is also unclear [barring Sanju and Arshad, of course]. “I am working on the characters,” he states, puttingmunnabhai_248.jpg to rest all speculation about Vidya Balan featuring in this film. “No, Vidya isn’t part of this film. This time, Munna falls in love with an American. We are casting a blonde as Munna’s love interest,” he says.Munna and Circuit are brands. “It’s like the Laurel-Hardy series. They continue with their escapades with new people in every chapter/episode. Similarly, Munna and Circuit will continue with their adventures, but the faces will be different every time. Boman Irani? He has been an integral part of the first two films and I am trying to fit him in the third installment. He’ll be there, I think,” he states.
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