Making of Sivaji
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These are answers, some students have written in their exams...
* A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go.
* The tides are a fight between the Earth and Moon. All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
* When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire.
* Many dead animals in the past changed to fossils while others preferred to be oil.
* Clouds are high flying fogs.
* I am not sure how clouds get formed. But the clouds know how to do it, and that is the important thing.
* Clouds just keep circling the earth around and around. And around. There is not much else to do.
* Cyanide is so poisonous that one drop of it on a dogs tongue will kill the strongest man.
* Thunder is a rich source of loudness.
* "Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water."
* "H20 is hot water, and CO2 is cold water."
Our communication - wireless
Our business - cashless
Our telephone - cordless
Our cooking - fireless
Our youth - jobless
Our religion - creedless
Our food - fatless
Our faith - Godless
Our labour - effortless
Our conduct - worthless
Our relation - loveless
Our attitude - careless
Our feelings - heartless
Our politics - shameless
Our education - valueless
Our Follies - countless
Our arguments - baseless
Our commitment - aimless
Our poor - voiceless
Our life - meaningless
Our existence - USELESS.......
Question: Prasad asks Kumble to bring a Pepsi. Kumble brings a bottle, but takes it directly to Tendulkar. Why?
Ans: Because Tendulkar is an opener.
Question: An elephant was in love with a she-elephant. But the she-elephant went and got married to some other elephant. So our elephant was very Depressed. One of his friends felt sorry for him, and took him to a park to cheer him up. In the park, they sat on a see-saw, but the see-saw broke. Now, which song would our hero sing?
Ans: "See-saw ho ya dil ho, aakhir toot jaata hai."
Question: Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each other and want to get married, but cannot. Why?
Ans: Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal.
Question: The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie "my heart is an umbrella'. Which movie did he really want to see?
Ans: Dil Chhaata Hai
these will make u fall off ur chair!! Woh kaun sa hindi geet hai jis main "Internet Explorer" ka zikar kiya gaya
hai???
Hint: The heroine also refers to herself as Internet Explorer. If you don't know...
The answer is... Maine Pyar Kiya.
And the song goes....
Aajaa shaam hone IE (Internet Explorer)
Mausam ne lee angada IE
To kis baat ki hai lada IE
Tu chal........ Main IE !!!
Dearest Ms Juliet,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Sunday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 27th of July. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.
Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,
Romeo ( HR Executive )
little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.
When the postal authorities received the letter to God , USA , they decided to send it to the President.
The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.
The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:
Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through
Washington, DC., and those s deducted $95.00 in taxes.
little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.
When the postal authorities received the letter to God , USA , they decided to send it to the President.
The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.
The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:
Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through
Washington, DC., and those s deducted $95.00 in taxes.
|| Shree Khaa Naa Ya Namaha ||
Mrs. and Mr. Sambhar Chatni
Request the pleasure of the company of
Mrs. & Mr. Idli
On the occasion of the Marriage of their grandson,
SADA DOSA
(Son of Mrs. & Mr. Masala Dosa)
to
PANI PURI
(Daughter of Mrs. & Mr. Bhel Puri)
on 30th February 2005, at 12.00 a.m. at
Dahi Wada Hall, Samosa Building,
Cham Cham Road, Opposite Papad Theatre,
Haldiram, Mumbai Rasgulla 400 000.
Res. : "Nariyal ka Chatni", Paneer Rd.
Chola Battura Avenue , Mumbai Dhokla 400 111.
Tel. 91-22-25618241
e-mail: loosemotions@toi-let.com
NO GIFTS PLEASE, ONLY PRESENTS.
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